Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
