This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
So. Much. Porn.
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