oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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