is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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