He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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