But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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