overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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