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(703): View more from Virginia

Can i come over

(240): View more from Maryland

After you called me a desperate slut? No

(240): View more from Maryland

Come over

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(980): View more from North Carolina

you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants

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(313): View more from Michigan

How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"

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(847): View more from Illinois

there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check

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(501): View more from Arkansas

gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.

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(614): View more from Ohio

That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you

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