She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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