Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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