Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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