sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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