Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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