As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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