I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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