Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize