i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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