I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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