Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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