Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
