The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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