i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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