no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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