i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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