i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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