okay pat passed out under dana's car
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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