I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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