This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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