i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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