I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Barsexuality is the new black.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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