I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
