and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I have post one night stand depression
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
