He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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