Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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