Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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