The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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