Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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