The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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