he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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