just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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