Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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