i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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