Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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