I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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