What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm like, not good at living.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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