at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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