Having a random hookup so left but love u
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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