he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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