I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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