I can tuck mytits in my pants
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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