Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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