you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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