do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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