I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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